Archive for December, 2007
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December 31, 2007
December 30, 2007
So this is a sweet grinder here. We recently moved Grandma in to live with us, and we found this baby.
This thing is awesome.
I’m pretty sure it can grind anything, but it’s definitely labeled as a meat grinder. The grinder is sturdy and heavy, so if you try to grind a cow whole, it [...]
December 30, 2007
You scored 18 of 20 boobs!
Thanks for taking my test! Be sure to tip your waitress. She has to pay for her implants.
Link: The Real Breasts/Fake Breasts Test written by tonguesten on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating [...]
so much grief: distance makes the heart grow tired
December 29, 2007
X doesn’t need to be dating Y because she’s already in love with herself.
December 19, 2007
<h1><b>unquenchable hands!</b> salt highlighting the fine lines, you pour yourself another drink and the artist behind the piano cracks his knuckles: the room cannot stop laughing and i cannot corroborate my fondness in words you can digest. your number in lipstick on my napkin: C9H8O4+NaHCO3+C6H8O7.
the saxophone droops as i collapse to my knees and my [...]
Eu phemeton
December 17, 2007
—Word Origin Calendar 2007 Jan 10 (“speak well” means “don’t say anything”)
