Reconstruction me Act of 1867: A Good Man Is Easy to Kill July 30, 2006

“I’m sorry officer, I’m just so wasted right now.”
*slap* “I told you something was wrong!”

It is a beautiful rat… but can I EAT it? July 27, 2006

Nobody Puts Rob in the Trunk!
http://www.danielpipes.org/comments/39237
getting ass kicked < talking out of turn

July 27, 2006

There is something creepy about a washout

Centripetal Force: Push the Center July 27, 2006

Old Zaadz profile:

Sean Owczarek
Universal Cosmic Destroyer
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Gender: Male
Age: 17
Sun Sign: Pisces
Chinese Sign: Earth Snake
Location: Dix Hills, New York
About Me:
http://seanowczarek.com
Member Since: Friday, June 16 2006
Last Visit: Today.
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Is it a joke, or Galaga: Perfect Bonus July 27, 2006

ORIGIN mid 19th cent.(in the sense [doubting the possibility of life in a particular environment] ): from anti- + Greek biōtikos ‘fit for life’ (from bios ‘life’ ).
—Definition of antibiotic from Oxford
DO NOT SEND CASH OR PERSONAL CHEQUES. PERSONAL CHEQUES WILL BE DESTROYED AND CASH WILL BE POCKETED FOR THE WEEKEND, BUT YOU WILL NOT [...]

Smarts July 26, 2006

http://godbout.wordpress.com/2006/06/08/im-still-on-myspace/
I’m selling my house away on eBay soon.

July 24, 2006

We are humans: we do what we know

July 24, 2006

Funny how the strangest things

July 24, 2006

We make time for the things that are most important to us

Brokeback Flashback July 24, 2006

I found a series of text files from middle school and on, including some of my favorite AIM profile citations. Well, here it is, unedited, given to you in the most complete form possible.http://www2.musatcha.com/scott/mp3%n: gxx is not minenaming a sunrise: ahuh! because gxx is mine mine minenaming a sunrise: i know that its fine to [...]

“it’s like this no it’s like this” July 23, 2006

We could talk about George W again, but that would be too easy. We could talk about you pretending that I don’t exist, but that would be too hard. We could talk about economists, doctors, managers, lawyers, and bureaucrats, but that would be too fucking boring. We could talk about all the things that you [...]

July 17, 2006

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0325352/
dear mr algore,
please put nyc underwater. boston can go, too. thanks in advance.

It’s 3:45 all the time July 16, 2006

got to go now. anyone who can DD for me friday night/saturday morning, plz let me know. you can come to the party if youd like
—Shane
Was will das Weib? :-$
—Freud+
10:06:40 AM messagef0ry0u: whyd she fail?
10:06:41 AM noneworleans: dont get her
10:06:46 AM noneworleans: the park supposedly
10:07:04 AM noneworleans: you know why she failed?
10:07:14 AM noneworleans: BECAUSE [...]

Drop Yr Jaw, Barbie: “Shock”, plot, atmosphere, song July 16, 2006

Man: last minute, existential regret, gift to Jake, placed in cold-corporate setup with bequeathed stocks, make it sad, pout yr lip
“When God Wants Me He Will Take Me”
“Until then, I Send My Love”
AP Language and Composition: 5
AP American History: 5
AP Physics B: 3

Formerly Flickr, Skype July 13, 2006

Note to self:
know yr four fluids: blood, breast milk, semen, and vaginal secretions

I thot it funny July 12, 2006

“Men who begin to fight the church for the sake of freedom and humanity end by flinging away freedom and humanity if only they may fight the Church… The secularists have not wrecked divine things, but secularists have wrecked secular things, if that is any comfort to them.”
—A smart quote by G. K. Chesterton, as [...]