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Gets me every time.

Also:
So much for the summertime staple: Barbecuing meat creates the cancer-causing compounds polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs) and heterocyclic amines (HCAs). When fat drips from the meat onto the hot grill, catches fire, and produces smoke, PAHs form. That’s what’s contained in that delicious-looking charred mark we all look for on our burger. HCAs form when meat is cooked at a high temperature, which can occur during an indoor cooking process as well.
—WebMD

unimpressed

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20061114-8215.html

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Experiment with finding new friends

DEAR AMY: When I started college last fall, I was nervous about making the transition from high school. I was fortunate to find a good group of friends in the first week of school. Throughout the year, though, my friends started trying drugs and alcohol. I totally get it—we’re young and college is the time in life to experiment. The thing is, I feel as though it has gone past the point of “experimenting” and into the realm of recklessness. They are smoking pot at least twice a week and drinking heavily on weekends. Because I’ve chosen to abstain from both, I’ve noticed a definite disconnect from my friends. While they’re out doing their thing, I’m pretty much on my own. I ended up going home most weekends this year because I was so sick of sitting in my dorm room by myself. I miss my friends and the good times we had before all this. It’s gotten to the point where I just don’t know what to do.

— SOBER AND SOLO

DEAR SOBER: Obviously, you need some new friends. The nice thing about college is that there is a ton of groups to join and activities to engage in. Your college probably has a cappella groups, a film society, a yoga club and a literary magazine. It is work to get involved, be busy and meet new people, but it is worth it.

Most colleges also have dorms for students who choose to abstain from drugs, alcohol and cigarettes. Contact your school’s housing office to see what you can do about your living situation.

The environment you’ve been living in is toxic, and once you change it, you’ll see a definite improvement in your personal situation. I applaud your choice to abstain, and I know there are other students out there who share your values. You just need to find them.

TODAY’S HOROSCOPES / JERALDINE

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Sidestep arguments and work diligently to maintain the peace.

attention everyone! smoking just became

Hiddious, February 9, 1999

By A Customer

I think this book was a poor example of wrighting. But it did help me flunk my 1st semester class in collage. Thanks alot.

you’re not going to do it [philosophy essay] anyway so you might as well have sex with her

If we do not know what to do, my dear old Bernard, then let’s do the same as they.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/vincent-200801.html

“If you don’t pick up the melon, someone else has to.” — Sean Owczarek philosophy

SOCIETY will eat itself and I will dine on the leftovers

There is a list of vocabulary that I will not use
In protest of the commonality in the jesting done
On the part of the permanence in the Internet

As much as you’ll rake the pine needles this year
It’ll all return for the next
A poet, a scholar, and a waste of time

Nothing is as dangerous as a thought unfelt
A widower with a caulking gun, a bucket full of iron ore

When intent usurped the inefficient all I could do was

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purging only through experience, yale dining services had to close its doorstwo waves that peak at the wrong time, dissonance

GOD GIVES NOTHING TO THOSE WHO KEEP THEIR ARMS CROSSED

http://johnheard.tumblr.com/post/26556084

how can you be broke when your father owns a chain of banks?

bliss in trance

: a travesty, these halcyon days!

hmm. careless?

“some people were born to die”

and for a good reasonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn”some people were meant to die”and for a good reasonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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the candy is okay in the closet, the movies are okay on television, the ebay items are NOT OKAY on the dining room table, the sales are okay at best buy, the basement is NOT OKAY with the workroom unpacked, the drinks are okay in the refrigerator, the photo albums are fine on the shelf, the hard drives are NOT OKAY on the floor, the papers are NOT OKAY in boxes, but the papers in the file cabinets are, the papers are NOT OKAY on bookshelves, and the books in the paper bags are NOT OKAY when left unread, you will feel deep sorrow if you don’t go to the photo book release party, grab your sharpies and go upstairs. finish the deal.

you have not lived ’til you have published on Kant

So this is a sweet grinder here. We recently moved Grandma in to live with us, and we found this baby.

This thing is awesome.

I’m pretty sure it can grind anything, but it’s definitely labeled as a meat grinder. The grinder is sturdy and heavy, so if you try to grind a cow whole, it would stand a good chance (no pun intended) against not toppling over (okay, so the pun was intended). So I tested it out for you.

And I was right. It really is awesome.

It has this corkscrew thing going on inside and this fabulous wooden stomper to make sure that whatever you’re grinding stays grinding. Then there’s this nozzle part at the front that can be unscrewed, but I don’t know why you would, unless you want to clean it. These blades are going nuts by the front of it. Wow! But I don’t want to waste your time. It’s a sweet grinder with no strings attached.

I ship ASAP upon fast payment, UPS professionally packed. PayPal transfer, please. I’m verified. I’m responsible. I go to Yale. I need to eat at night. 100% positive feedback. Have been eBaying since 2002.

If you have any questions, PLEASE feel free to contact me. I can produce more pictures upon request, but you’ll be able to produce just about anything with this grinder (as long as your intent is minced up and able to abscond the gag reflex).

You scored 18 of 20 boobs!

Thanks for taking my test! Be sure to tip your waitress. She has to pay for her implants.

Link: The Real Breasts/Fake Breasts Test written by tonguesten on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(tonguesten)

so much grief: distance makes the heart grow tired

X doesn’t need to be dating Y because she’s already in love with herself.

<h1><b>unquenchable hands!</b> salt highlighting the fine lines, you pour yourself another drink and the artist behind the piano cracks his knuckles: the room cannot stop laughing and i cannot corroborate my fondness in words you can digest. your number in lipstick on my napkin: C9H8O4+NaHCO3+C6H8O7.

the saxophone droops as i collapse to my knees and my change spills from my f-hole, some of it finds its way to you, but you pick up and reply, “i’m sorry but the number you have dialed is imaginary. suggestions:

* make sure all words are spelled correctly
* try different keywords
* try more general keywords”

Eu phemeton

—Word Origin Calendar 2007 Jan 10 (”speak well” means “don’t say anything”)

relentlessly interesting

tu me casse les couilles

need /b/ackup

all my life, people have told me many things

weakness needs strength?

in weakness there is strength etc.